| # | Title | Artist | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | The Phantom Head Shaver: This Is the BBC | The Goons | | 1:06 |
| 2 | The Phantom Head Shaver: It Started in Brighton | The Goons | | 1:45 |
| 3 | The Phantom Head Shaver: Poor Nugent Dirt | The Goons | | 3:21 |
| 4 | The Phantom Head Shaver: Oh, Parcel | The Goons | | 0:40 |
| 5 | The Phantom Head Shaver: The Case of Dirt Versus Dirt | The Goons | | 0:41 |
| 6 | The Phantom Head Shaver: I Can’t Believe That You’re in Love With Me | Max Geldray | | 2:45 |
| 7 | The Phantom Head Shaver: Silence in Court | The Goons | | 0:36 |
| 8 | The Phantom Head Shaver: The Days of Waiting | The Goons | | 1:03 |
| 9 | The Phantom Head Shaver: The Following Day | The Goons | | 4:03 |
| 10 | The Phantom Head Shaver: Skokiaan | The Ray Ellington Quartet | | 3:07 |
| 11 | The Phantom Head Shaver: The Phantom Head Shaver of Brighton, Part Three | The Goons | | 1:48 |
| 12 | The Phantom Head Shaver: To Haywards Heath They Rode | The Goons | | 4:06 |
| 13 | The Phantom Head Shaver: Come Out, Phantom Head Shaver | The Goons | | 6:00 |
| 14 | The Lost Emperor: This Is the BBC | The Goons | | 1:59 |
| 15 | The Lost Emperor: It Was 1927 | The Goons | | 3:22 |
| 16 | The Lost Emperor: They’ve Gone. I Must Phone the Police | The Goons | | 1:57 |
| 17 | The Lost Emperor: The Peanut Vendor | Max Geldray | | 3:01 |
| 18 | The Lost Emperor: The Tomb of Genghis Khan, Part Two | The Goons | | 3:22 |
| 19 | The Lost Emperor: Eccles, Keep These Two Covered | The Goons | | 4:13 |
| 20 | The Lost Emperor: I Knew That in Order to Reach the Tomb... | The Goons | | 1:56 |
| 21 | The Lost Emperor: Lover Come Back to Me | The Ray Ellington Quartet | | 2:38 |
| 22 | The Lost Emperor: You Hear That Sound | The Goons | | 2:16 |
| 23 | The Lost Emperor: So We Trudged the Barren Landscape | The Goons | | 0:42 |
| 24 | The Lost Emperor: Listeners Will No Doubt Think It Ludicrous | The Goons | | 4:10 |