| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Another One Rides the Bus | 3.65 | 2:37 |
| 2 | Polkas on 45- engineer:
- Tony Papa
- producer:
- Rick Derringer
- accordion:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- banjo, bass guitar and talking drum:
- Steve Jay
- body percussion [musical hands]:
- “Musical Mike” Kieffer
- bongos:
- Joel Miller
- clarinet:
- Joel Peskin
- guitar family:
- Rick Derringer and Jim West
- mandolin:
- Rick Derringer
- membranophone and percussion:
- Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz
- piano and synthesizer:
- Pat Regan and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- saxophone:
- Jimmy Zavala
- trumpet:
- Warren Leuning
- tuba:
- Jim Self
- background vocals:
- Pattie Brooks , Lisa Popeil , Petsye Powell and Andrea Robinson
- bass vocals:
- Bob Tebow
- vocals:
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- phonographic copyright (℗) by:
- RCA/Jive Label Group (in 1984), Volcano Entertainment III, L.L.C. (in 1984) and Scotti Bros. Records (in 1990)
- recording of:
- Polkas on 45
- lyricist:
- David Byrne , Doug Ingle, Jim Morrison , Mark Mothersbaugh, Billy Roberts , Sting and Pete Townshend
- writer:
- Ritchie Blackmore, John Crawford , David Diamond , Ian Gillan, Roger Glover, Lou Gramm , Mick Jagger, Mick Jones , Mick Jones , John Lennon , Jon Lord, Paul McCartney , Terri Nunn , Ian Paice, Keith Richards and Joe Strummer
- composer:
- David Byrne , Bob Calame, John Densmore, Chris Frantz, Jerry Harrison , Doug Ingle, Robby Krieger , Frank Loesser, Ray Manzarek, Jim Morrison , Mark Mothersbaugh, Billy Roberts , Sting , Pete Townshend , Jaromír Vejvoda, Lawrence Welk, Tina Weymouth and “Weird Al” Yankovic
- medley of:
- Beer Barrel Polka
- medley of:
- Jocko Homo
- medley of:
- Smoke on the Water
- medley of:
- Sex (I’m A…)
- medley of:
- Hey Jude
- medley of:
- L.A. Woman
- medley of:
- In‐A‐Gadda‐Da‐Vida
- medley of:
- Hey Joe
- medley of:
- Burning Down the House
- medley of:
- Hot Blooded
- medley of:
- The Lawrence Welk Show (Bubbles In The Wine)
- medley of:
- Every Breath You Take
- medley of:
- Should I Stay or Should I Go
- medley of:
- Jumpin’ Jack Flash
- medley of:
- My Generation
- medley of:
- Ear Booker Polka
| 3.25 | 4:20 |
| 3 | Eat It | 3.85 | 3:22 |
| 4 | I Lost on Jeopardy | 2.6 | 3:28 |
| 5 | Yoda | 3.85 | 3:58 |
| 6 | One More Minute | 3.65 | 4:04 |
| 7 | Like a Surgeon | 3.9 | 3:32 |
| 8 | Dare to Be Stupid | 3.5 | 3:26 |
| 9 | Dog Eat Dog | 4 | 3:44 |
| 10 | Lasagna | 3.5 | 2:47 |
| 11 | Melanie | 2.65 | 4:00 |
| 12 | Fat | 4 | 3:38 |
| 13 | UHF (single version) | | 3:51 |
| 14 | The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota | 4.35 | 6:49 |
| 15 | Trigger Happy | 4 | 3:47 |
| 16 | Smells Like Nirvana | 3.5 | 3:46 |
| 17 | You Don’t Love Me Anymore | | 4:03 |
| 18 | Bedrock Anthem | 2.35 | 3:43 |
| 19 | Frank’s 2000″ TV | 2.65 | 4:07 |
| 20 | Jurassic Park | 3 | 3:55 |