| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| A1 | Introduction | 1.75 | 0:37 |
| A2 | The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage | 3.6 | 2:55 |
| A3 | London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines | 3.6 | 3:24 |
| A4 | Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks | 3.4 | 3:24 |
| A5 | Camisado | 3.35 | 3:12 |
| A6 | Time to Dance | 3.5 | 3:22 |
| A7 | Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off | 3.65 | 3:20 |
| A8 | Intermission | 2.75 | 2:36 |
| B1 | But It’s Better If You Do | 3.55 | 3:26 |
| B2 | I Write Sins Not Tragedies | 4.2 | 3:07 |
| B3 | I Constantly Thank God for Esteban | 3.55 | 3:30 |
| B4 | There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet | 4.2 | 3:17 |
| B5 | Build God, Then We’ll Talk | 4.2 | 3:41 |