| # | Title | Rating | Length |
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| 1 | Her Children Are Her Halfsiblings and She the Daughter Her Husband Never Knew He Fathered | | 10:46 |
| 2 | Although Each Had Married the Other for Money, She Isn’t Italian, or Catholic, or Wealthy, but Instead Is a Poor Hasidic Who Works in Little Italy and He Isn’t a Texas Billionaire, but Instead Is a Queens Grease Monkey Who Collects Roy Rogers Memorabilia | | 13:05 |
| 3 | The Shots He Missed Were Not for the Payoff but to Punish the Tyrannical Coach He Thought Had Driven His Father to Suicide 18 Years Earlier | | 7:59 |
| 4 | The “Genius” Injections That Had Seemed to Work Had No Effect on His Own Intelligence but Caused Him to Emit Chemicals That Made People Near Him Dumber | | 9:53 |
| 5 | His Late Wife Wasn’t Unfaithful and “His” Children Were Brown and Yellow Because One Testicle Each From a Negro and an Asian Had Been Transplanted Into His Own Scrotum | | 15:06 |
| 6 | The Man He Killed for “Raping” His Wife Was Really Her Lover and Her First Husband, Or, More Accurately, Her Only Husband, Since They Had Never Divorced | | 7:06 |
| 7 | Nothing Had Been Wrong With Him and He Spent More Time Than a Year in a Body Cast Being “Tenderized” by a Cannibal Doctor: | | 7:49 |
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