| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued | 2.95 | 3:09 |
| 2 | Of All the Gin Joints in All the World | 3.4 | 3:11 |
| 3 | Dance, Dance | 3.9 | 3:00 |
| 4 | Sugar, We’re Goin Down | 4.25 | 3:49 |
| 5 | Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner | 3.6 | 3:21 |
| 6 | I’ve Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song) | 3.25 | 3:11 |
| 7 | 7 Minutes in Heaven (Atavan Halen) | 3.8 | 3:03 |
| 8 | Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year | 3.7 | 3:24 |
| 9 | Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends | 3.4 | 3:24 |
| 10 | I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me | 3.7 | 3:31 |
| 11 | A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More “Touch Me” | 4.1 | 2:49 |
| 12 | Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going to Shows) | 3.1 | 3:28 |
| 13 | XO | 3.3 | 3:41 |