| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | The Monochrome Set (I Presume) | | 5:14 |
| 2 | The Lighter Side of Dating | | 2:45 |
| 3 | Espresso | 4 | 3:14 |
| 4 | The Puerto Rican Fence Climber | | 3:00 |
| 5 | Tomorrow Will Be Too Long | | 3:00 |
| 6 | Martians Go Home | | 2:04 |
| 7 | Love Goes Down the Drain | | 2:29 |
| 8 | Ici Les Enfants | | 3:09 |
| 9 | The Etcetera Stroll | | 4:42 |
| 10 | Goodbye Joe | | 2:43 |
| 11 | The Strange Boutique | | 3:13 |
| 12 | Love Zombies | | 4:05 |
| 13 | Adeste Fideles | | 3:48 |
| 14 | 405 Lines | | 3:18 |
| 15 | B‐I‐D Spells Bid | | 3:18 |
| 16 | R.S.V.P. | | 3:31 |
| 17 | Apocalypso | | 3:37 |
| 18 | Karma Suture | | 4:48 |
| 19 | The Man With the Black Moustache- engineer and producer:
- Alvin Clark and The Monochrome Set
- drums (drum set):
- J.D. Haney
- electric bass guitar:
- Andy Warren
- electric guitar and lead vocals:
- Bid
- electric guitar [lead] and synthesizer [wasp]:
- Lester Square
- keyboard [keyboards]:
- Alvin Clark
- other instruments [etc.]:
- Bid, J.D. Haney , Tony Potts, Lester Square and Andy Warren
- recorded at:
- Sound Suite in Camden , London , England, United Kingdom
- recording of:
- The Man With the Black Moustache
- lyricist:
- Bid, John David Haney , Thomas Woodburne Brucw Hardy and Warren
- composer:
- Bid, John David Haney , Thomas Woodburne Bruce Hardy and Warren
| | 3:19 |
| 20 | The Weird, Wild and Wonderful World of Tony Potts | | 3:26 |
| 21 | “In Love, Cancer?” | | 3:23 |