| # | Title | Artist | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | 1985: This Is the BBC Home Service | The Goons | | 1:24 |
| 2 | 1985: My Name Is 846 Winston Seagoon | The Goons | | 1:30 |
| 3 | 1985: Worker Seagoon! Did I Hear You Complaining? | The Goons | | 1:54 |
| 4 | 1985: I Love You, Darling! | The Goons | | 1:40 |
| 5 | 1985: That Night in My Room I Sat Out of Range of the TV Screen | The Goons | | 0:33 |
| 6 | 1985: It Had to Be You | Max Geldray | | 2:58 |
| 7 | 1985: And So I Entered the Forbidden Goon Sector of London | The Goons | | 2:12 |
| 8 | 1985: It Was Then I Wandered Into an Antique Shop | The Goons | | 2:10 |
| 9 | 1985: Oh! Bluebottle! Eccles! | The Goons | | 2:03 |
| 10 | 1985: Here We Are! Number Ten, the ITA Headquarters | The Goons | | 1:08 |
| 11 | 1985: Shake, Rattle and Roll | The Ray Ellington Quartet | | 2:37 |
| 12 | 1985: Attention! 846 Winston Seagoon | The Goons | | 3:22 |
| 13 | 1985: So the Awful Torture Went On | The Goons | | 0:59 |
| 14 | 1985: Enter Torturer Bluebottle! | The Goons | | 2:46 |
| 15 | 1985: Listen, Listen! Great News! | The Goons | | 2:43 |
| 16 | Shifting Sands: This Is the BBC Light Programme | The Goons | | 1:33 |
| 17 | Shifting Sands: The Tale Bloodnok Told Was of India | The Goons | | 1:55 |
| 18 | Shifting Sands: Seagoon Reporting, Sir! | The Goons | | 3:07 |
| 19 | Shifting Sands: Isn’t This a Lovely Day? | Max Geldray | | 2:53 |
| 20 | Shifting Sands: The Shifting Sands of Westerizoon, Part Flin | The Goons | | 0:55 |
| 21 | Shifting Sands: A Glass of Port? I Don’t Mind If I Do! | The Goons | | 3:37 |
| 22 | Shifting Sands: Look, the Relief Column’s Arrived | The Goons | | 1:52 |
| 23 | Shifting Sands: All of You / All of Me | The Ray Ellington Quartet | | 2:41 |
| 24 | Shifting Sands: The Shifting Sands of Waziristan, Part Three | The Goons | | 4:24 |
| 25 | Shifting Sands: What’s Going on Here? Who’s This Soldier Asleep on Guard? | The Goons | | 2:37 |
| 26 | Shifting Sands: Through the Long Night, the Waziris Attacked | The Goons | | 0:56 |
| 27 | Shifting Sands: Good Morning, Gentlemen. British Customs Officers | The Goons | | 1:16 |
| 28 | Shifting Sands: That Was All Fifty-Scree Years Ago | The Goons | | 3:33 |