| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Prelude | 2 | 0:48 |
| 2 | All Nereids Beware | 3.5 | 4:05 |
| 3 | One Day Women Will All Become Monsters | 2.5 | 3:33 |
| 4 | Expired in Goreville | 3 | 2:56 |
| 5 | Baby, You Wouldn’t Last a Minute on the Creek | 4 | 4:41 |
| 6 | The Words ‘Best Friend’ Become Redefined | 3.35 | 3:36 |
| 7 | Interlude Pt 1 | 3 | 1:00 |
| 8 | There’s No Penguins in Alaska | 3.5 | 4:34 |
| 9 | Interlude Pt 2 | 2 | 1:17 |
| 10 | We’re Gonna Have Us a Champagne Jam | 3.5 | 4:20 |
| 11 | No Hardcore Dancing in the Living Room | 3 | 5:09 |
| 12 | Who’s Sandie Jenkins | 2.5 | 1:59 |
| 13 | To Trixie and Reptile, Thanks for Everything | 2.5 | 4:19 |
| 14 | Baby, You Wouldn’t Last a Minute on the Creek (acoustic) | 3 | 4:39 |
| 15 | Queen of Diamonds (live demo) | 3 | 2:17 |
| 16 | Lindsay Quit Lollygagging (acoustic) | 3 | 3:57 |